Lisa Miller: Look, I would feel really stupid if the one thing that would prevent you from getting fired is a simple little job description, so just please do it! (storms off)
Max Louis: (yelling after her) Well, prepare to feel STUPID!
Joe Garrelli: Good one, Max. Obnoxious mouthing off is the cornerstone of Joejitsu.
Jimmy James: Dave, look at me. Look at me!
<Dave looks at the box>
Mr. James: Do I look like I’m joking?
Bill McNeal: I complained about the complaint box. Delicious.
Jimmy James: What is it?
Joe Garrelli: It’s a formal complaint box.
Mr. James: What’s it look like?
Joe: Sorta like a box.
Mr. James: I like it.
Dave Nelson: Well, who wouldn’t after that beautiful word picture?
Jimmy James: Dave Nelson and his robot buddy, fighting crime!
Matthew Brock: Last time I signed something without reading it, I had to do Bill’s dry cleaning for a year.
Beth: I don’t think that thing Bill made you sign was legally binding.
Matthew: Oh, I’m afraid it was. It was witnessed an notarized by an official notary public.
Matthew: Yeah. And on top of it all, I had to pay Joe a $20 processing fee!
Oh Joe Camel, oh don’t you cry for me, you gave my uncle cancer but you’ll pay the lawyer’s fee.
Bill McNeal: Hold it, Dave. You barfed in the punchbowl we all share, and now you expect us to believe it’s alphabet soup?
Dave Nelson: What?
Catherine Duke: You know what the jackass means, Evil Otto.